Critter’s Gonna Critter
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TAPE 4 OF 4 · WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO RECORDS

One More Show

1995 · What Are You Gonna Do Records · 7 tracks

There were several more shows after this. The title was aspirational in the wrong direction.

  1. 01One More Show

    Whitfield has repeated the distinction in this song's final verse in every interview he has given. The archive has honoured it throughout.

    Words, as sung
    Nobody quit. I want that understood.
    There was not a meeting. There was not a fight.
    Bobby went to Biloxi in the fall of ninety-four
    And that was not a leaving. That was just a night.
    
    One more show
    That is all it ever was
    Never was a career, never was a plan
    One more show. Because.
    
    Mike went the next year, and then Jimmy
    Neither of them ever said that they were gone
    I kept booking. Kept the name up on the marquee.
    Kept saying one more show. And I went on.
    
    One more show
    That is all it ever was
    Never was a career, never was a plan
    One more show. Because.
    
    People want a breakup. People want a reason.
    Something with a date they can write down.
    We did not break up. We ran out.
    There is a difference, and I would like it written down.
  2. 02Stopped Showing Up

    The four chairs are confirmed by Broussard, who saw them set up at The Sandbar in 1995 and has said she did not mention it.

    Words, as sung
    It is not dramatic when a band ends
    Nobody throws a drum kit off a stage
    Somebody has a thing on a Tuesday
    And then somebody has a thing again
    
    They just stopped showing up
    One at a time, across two years
    Nobody ever said a word about it
    Nobody ever does
    
    I would set up four chairs out of habit
    Long after there were four of us to sit
    Took me until about the middle of ninety-five
    To quit doing it
    
    They just stopped showing up
    One at a time, across two years
    Nobody ever said a word about it
    Nobody ever does
    
    I do not hold it against a one of them
    Every one of them had somewhere they should be
    And if you want to know which one of us left first
    The answer is: not me.
  3. 03The Last Full-Band Show ('94)

    The forty is Whitfield's estimate. The venue's own record for the night says thirty-one.

    Words, as sung
    Early ninety-four, in Mobile, on a Friday
    It was not announced as anything at all
    Played the set we always played, in the order
    Closed with Saturday Night, the way we always did
    
    After, I said I thought that we had probably
    Played about what we were going to play
    Bobby said that is a hell of a way to put it
    Mike said nothing. Jimmy said okay.
    
    That was the last full-band show
    And nobody in the room could tell
    Not the four of us, not the forty of them
    It looked like every other night as well
    
    I have gone back over it a hundred times
    Looking for the part where it went wrong
    There is not one. It was a good night.
    That is the part that took me longest.
  4. 04He Didn't Say Why (Bobby Left for Biloxi)

    Kowalczyk has been asked. He has said it was a thing in Biloxi.

    Words, as sung
    Bobby called me on a Sunday in October
    Said he had a thing in Biloxi he should take
    Did not say a job. Did not say a woman.
    Said a thing. And I did not ask him to explain.
    
    He did not say why
    And I did not make him
    Twenty years of standing to my left
    And I let him go without a reason
    
    Everybody says I should have asked him
    Everybody says that is the thing to do
    Bobby would have told me if he wanted
    Bobby did not want to. So he did not. So I knew.
    
    He did not say why
    And I did not make him
    Twenty years of standing to my left
    And I let him go without a reason
    
    He plays down there still, I hear. On weekends.
    Somebody said a wedding band. Some said a bar.
    I have not called him and he has not called me
    And we are, so far as I know, exactly what we are.
  5. 05Three More Cassettes (Sold by Mail)

    The Kansas City correspondent has never been identified. Whitfield still has the reply letter and has declined to let the archive photograph it.

    Words, as sung
    Got an envelope in April, ninety-five
    Kansas City. Man I never met.
    Said he heard us on a tape a friend had taped
    Asked me was there any of them left
    
    Three more cassettes, sold by mail
    Twelve dollars and a stamp
    That is the whole of the fifth year of this band
    Three more cassettes, sold by mail
    
    I made them on the deck in my own kitchen
    Wrote the track list out by hand on every one
    Took them to the post office on a Tuesday
    Mailed them off to Kansas City. That was done.
    
    He wrote back. Said thank you. Said he liked the third one.
    Said the bass was good — which I have heard.
    Different man. Different rain. Same four words.
    And I sat at my kitchen table for a while.
  6. 06Thank-You Notes, Unsigned

    Thirty cards were mailed between 1994 and 1996. The archive has located four. All four owners have declined to sell them.

    Words, as sung
    Put a note in with every one I mailed
    Just a card. Just a couple lines. No more.
    Told them thank you, told them where we played
    Never signed a single one of them
    
    Thank-you notes, unsigned
    Not a one of them
    It was not modesty and it was not shame
    I just did not know which name to put on them
    
    Dale Whitfield is a man in Mobile, Alabama
    Critter's Gonna Critter was the four of us
    And by ninety-five there was not four of us
    So there was not anybody left to sign it as
    
    Thank-you notes, unsigned
    Not a one of them
    It was not modesty and it was not shame
    I just did not know which name to put on them
    
    If you have got one of those cards, it is from me
    And I would like the record to say so now
    Thirty of them went out. Unsigned.
    I am signing them here. This is how.
  7. 07The Sandbar (Charlie's Room)

    Broussard still operates The Sandbar. She has confirmed the booking records. She has confirmed nothing else.

    Words, as sung
    Charlene Broussard runs a bar in Biloxi
    Been there since a long time before us
    Booked us the first time in eighty-eight on nothing
    Booked us the last time when there was not a band
    
    The Sandbar. Charlie's room.
    Fifty chairs and a stage the size of a truck
    Everybody plays it on the way to somewhere
    Charlie stayed. And so did I.
    
    She has never once told me that we were good
    Charlie does not say that kind of thing
    She has told me what night I could have and what it paid
    And that is a whole other way of saying something
    
    The Sandbar. Charlie's room.
    Fifty chairs and a stage the size of a truck
    Everybody plays it on the way to somewhere
    Charlie stayed. And so did I.
    
    Last one I played there it was me and a guitar
    She did not put it on the sign out front
    Told me she would rather people came in not knowing
    And a few of them did. And that was that.